31524 HAZELWOOD STREET

Please allow Carrie and Doug from King of Queens to tell you about this home at 31524 Hazelwood Street in Westland…
DOUG:Okay, okay, picture this—you, me, some wings, and BAM—this is your new home. It’s got floors, it’s got walls, it’s got a roof—what more do you need?
CARRIE: Doug, maybe mention the actual features. Like the original hardwood floors in the living room and bedrooms and the fact the entire house has been freshly painted.
DOUG:Yes! Exactly! It’s fresh, it’s clean—it’s ready for your couch, your TV, and your snacks. The kitchen and bathroom? Brand new luxury vinyl flooring. Fancy. Feels like you're walking on butter.
CARRIE: Why would you walk on butter?
DOUG (ignoring): Kitchen's got space for a table—great for pancakes, cereal, second dinner... and get this: it’s got a slider door that leads straight out to a giant freshly painted deck. 24'x11’. You could do cartwheels on that thing!
CARRIE: Or you could not do cartwheels and instead use it for hosting an actual grown-up barbecue. The fenced backyard is perfect for pets, people, or your "occasional lawn chair nap," Doug.
DOUG: I was meditating, Carrie. And there's a shed—for lawn games, bikes, or all that stuff you were gonna organize.
CARRIE: Or, maybe tools? Lawn equipment? Anyway—don’t forget the partially finished basement. Which means space for whatever you want—a home gym, craft station, or your fantasy football command center.
DOUG:And hey, the roof, furnace, and water heater were updated in 2012.
CARRIE: Also—this place has the City Certificate of Occupancy, so it’s actually move-in ready. No red tape. No Doug trying to “fix” things with duct tape. So if you’re looking for a clean, cozy, low-maintenance place that’s ready for you to make it yours—this is it.
DOUG :Call your agent. Come see it. Bring snacks. Bring friends. Just don’t bring Arthur—he’ll try to move into the basement.